February 2012
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
Time to try and sleep, I suppose.
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Attention;
I have FINALLY found a dress for my 21st. And its perfect.
So the count down begins.
The five stages of running
An hour before running: I don't wanna run today.
5 minutes before running: I'm pumped! Let's do this!
While running: Can't breathe... Must keep going... Run to the rhythm of my music... Don't die...
5 minutes after running: Everything's awesome! I love running! I could run for the rest of my life!
An hour after running: I. Am going. To die.
Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.
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My 21st birthday is in like three weeks.
I have three weeks to get in the best shape I’ve ever been in my entire life.
Fuck.
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marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
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